Fashionably late would have been better.
Disco Zombies
Pros:
-Shuffling gait and jerky gestures overlapped in the type of creature and the type of dancing.
-Zombies on roller skates were tragically hilarious.
-Against all odds, the event attracted a large number of rather pretty and rather violent young women who, just like in the movies, proceeded to end the show and "bring down the house"... literally.
Cons:
-Zombies: repulsive.
-Disco: repulsive.
-Proliferation of polyester did little to keep all body parts attached to the zombies, causing dancers to trip over each others' parts. Did I mention repulsive?
Verdict:
Dear God, how did I come out of this with any sanity left to my name? Whatever math major dreamt this up needs to do the human race a favor and go divide himself by zero. In this case, a negative times a negative does NOT produce a positive: it's more like repulsive, squared. I give these disco zombies twenty-two severed, rotting thumbs down.
